I think our roommate has a boner...
Spit remains the best lube
Add some cheese and a good wine
Theory needs practice
Armed with a lot of will
All you need to know is in the eyes
Strictly business, with pleasure
How far up is too far?
Tuned to please and only that
Dick doesn't stand a chance
Yes sir, i love cock!
You make my temperature rise
A rent agreement in mind